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If you're a guy, you don't want to read this and you definitely don't want to follow the link.

I saw my family doctor yesterday, and we think we figured out the cause of the frequent UTIs. I have a cystocele. The doctor wasn't sure whether I would require surgery or not, I'm being referred to a specialist. I hope not as the surgery (according to what I've read online) sounds pretty awful, it would require a 2-6 day hospital stay and a 4-6 week recovery time.

Miscommunication

This is not made up. I heard this while I was making French Toast this morning.

Pauly: Now we're going to fwy it in the fwying pan.
Roger: NO! We can't fwy. We don't have wings to fwy!

Bob got horse traded!

Bob got traded out of the position he was hired for. So he's going to be working first shift, and not as much overtime! The guy in that position is currently getting about 18 hours of overtime a week. So a nice chunk, but it will probably be do able. Bob is happy!!

Rosemarie is just hilarious. NOT!

Rosie just got done nursing, then started coughing (due to post nasal drip, I think) and threw up on me, and some on the keyboard. Afterwards, she looked at me, then looked at the vomit, and started giggling, "Hee, hee, hee." Yes, Rosie, that is SOOO funny.

Yes, I cleaned it up before posting this.

While I was reading the NFP Forum, "just for a minute"

• Rosemarie managed to open and eat an entire tub of Arbonne facial Cleansing Cream
• The boys discovered that if they enlarged that hole in the windowscreen a little (OK, a lot) they could climb outside.
  

I swear I was only on there for a minute!!

While at the park after lunch. . .

Me: It's time to go home, Roger. We need to rest, everyone is grumpy and out of sorts!
Roger: Out of swords?? I'd like a red sword! That would be a good present for me.

The Hair Clip of the Empire!

While he was supposed to be going to sleep for his nap, Roger was playing with my black hair clip. It was flying around and shooting things, and at one point he said, "Luke Skywalker is dead!" Finally Rosie fell asleep and I could concentrate on him, so I took the clip and told him, "I have to take my hair clip away so you can go to sleep." Roger yelled, "No! It's the Hair Clip of the Empire!"